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Total Medals Earned: 440 (From 102 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 6,485 Points

Reimagine :The Game:

Medals Earned: 4/12 (185/440 points)

Death By Slow Internet 10 Points

Get 1000 points on the Preloader game. YOU MONSTER

Unzipping in the No-Fly Zone 25 Points

Finish one third of the levels.

Charged With Battery 50 Points

Finish two thirds of the levels.

The End The Game 100 Points

Finish all the levels... Oh, but that's JUST the levels!

Finding Out Who Your REAL Friends Are 5 Points

Share this game! Your REAL friends will weep for you.

Baby I Was Born To Survive 25 Points

Pass Lady Gaga The Game without dying.

BWOOOOONG 25 Points

Complete Inception The Game in under 30 seconds.

Not That Dying On Lost MEANS Dying On Lost 25 Points

Pass LOST THE GAME (haha) without dying.

So Vivid And Intense 25 Points

Pass Rainbows The Game without dying.

Too Soon, Finish Late 25 Points

Survive Earthquakes The Game for 30 seconds.

Viewer Number 301 25 Points

Complete Youtube The Game in under 15 seconds.

EVERYONE IS YOU 100 Points

Unlock EVERYTHING. Now, you can play the game as your OWN character. SUCCESS.

REPLAYING :the game:

Medals Earned: 2/4 (125/250 points)

Bloodbath 25 Points

Kill 150 or more of those buggers in the preloader game.

THE END 100 Points

Meaning it's now time for the level editor, level playlist, unlockables, highscores... NO WAIT COME BACK.

A Little Birdie Told Me. 25 Points

Go to the Show Appreciation link. Click the blue birdie. Press 'update'. Thanks.

Unlock-ness Monster 100 Points

Unlock everything. You see what I did there with this Medal's title? Lol.

Runes of Shalak

Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/115 points)

START OF AN ADVENTURE 5 Points

Beaten the first level.

MY SAVIOUR 10 Points

Saved Kate.

CLUMSY ADVENTURER 25 Points

Killed by every type of hazard.

RUNE OF SHALAK 25 Points

Found the first Rune of Shalak.

TRUE ARCHAEOLOGIST 50 Points

Found the 8-bit world.

Santa Fu!

Medals Earned: 2/11 (35/495 points)

Turbo Power 10 Points

Beat Level 1

Oh Fudge 25 Points

Beat Level 2

Sounds Good 10 Points

Listen to all songs

Elfinator 25 Points

Kill 10 of each elf type

Yellow Snow 25 Points

Beat Level 3

Nutcracker 50 Points

Kill 100 enemies with punches to the nuts

Paindeer 50 Points

Beat Level 4

Santa Fu Disciple 50 Points

Beat any of the first four levels without losing any energy

Santa Fu Master 50 Points

Beat the final level without losing any energy

Determined 100 Points

Beat the game once with each of the 3 playable characters

King O' Christmas! 100 Points

Beat Level 5

Seed of Destruction

Medals Earned: 4/14 (30/425 points)

Infertility 5 Points

Get a game over.

Master of Time and Space 5 Points

Pause the game.

Backfire 10 Points

Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.

Tankicular Homicide 10 Points

Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.

Drunken Air Show 10 Points

Play a custom game with only jets.

Mega Combo 10 Points

Get a 20+ combo.

Hanging in There 25 Points

Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.

Looking for a Challenge 25 Points

Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.

Toast Master 25 Points

Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.

Ball Fondler 50 Points

Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.

Cavalier of Sperm 50 Points

Beat story mode.

Evasivivity 50 Points

Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.

Pedestrian Devestation 50 Points

Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.

Seed of Destruction 100 Points

Beat story mode on hard.

Seven's Second Adventure

Medals Earned: 3/9 (25/285 points)

Not Cool 5 Points

Spend less than 5 minutes on the instructions.

Can't Remember what Items you Have? 10 Points

Press A to view your inventory

Look, We made a Game! 10 Points

View Credits

You Read the Directions? 10 Points

Press the M Key to Mute the Game

Awshum 25 Points

Spend more than 5 minutes on the instructions

We're People Too 25 Points

View all of the Bios

Channel Seven Weather Report 50 Points

Find SevenSeize's Secret Movie

Plant Love 50 Points

Find Magical-Zorse's Hidden Flash

Fetch 100 Points

Find John Van Deusen's lost pick.

Space-ninja

Medals Earned: 3/5 (60/185 points)

Space Ninja 10 Points

Complete the game

Speed Freak 25 Points

Complete any level in under 30 seconds

Peace Keeper 25 Points

Don't kill any grunts

Perfectionist 25 Points

Collect all the gold

Invincible 100 Points

Don't die

Stamper's Quest For Fags

Medals Earned: 4/7 (25/200 points)

Occasional Smoker 10 Points

Score 50 points in easy mode.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

2 pack-a-day 25 Points

Score 50 points in medium mode.

Chain Smoker 50 Points

Score 50 points in advanced mode.

Full-Time Addict 100 Points

Score 100 points in nightmare mode.

Starmageddon

Medals Earned: 15/16 (395/420 points)

100_kills 5 Points

Reach 100 kills.

20_coins 5 Points

Collect 20 coins.

25_diamonds 10 Points

Collect 25 diamonds.

25_greens 10 Points

Collect 25 greens.

500_coins 10 Points

Collect 500 coins.

500_diamonds 10 Points

Collect 500 diamonds.

50_blues 10 Points

Collect 50 blues.

multiplier_x50 10 Points

Get a x50 multiplier.

1000_kills 25 Points

Achieve 1000 kills.

250_blues 25 Points

Collect 250 blues.

multiplier_x100 25 Points

Get a x100 multiplier.

1000_diamonds 50 Points

Collect 1000 diamonds.

2500_coins 50 Points

Collect 2500 coins.

multiplier_x150 50 Points

Get an x150 multiplier.

game_completed 100 Points

Complete the game!

2500_kills 25 Points

Achieve 2500 kills.

Stickya Adventurya

Medals Earned: 2/7 (30/220 points)

Easier as it seems. 5 Points

Kill the first enemy.

You're just great at this. 25 Points

Die over 100 times.

HOW COULD YOU?! 5 Points

Destroy all the bunnies.

Knick knocker. 10 Points

Explode the big mean door.

Well, that was fun now wasn't it. 25 Points

Complete the game.

Slice, Dice and Slash. 50 Points

Defeat Slash in Guitar Hero.

You must be cheating! 100 Points

Finish the game without dying more than 20 times.